NoOne's Reference Blog: IFF Format Test

CamQuarter: Welcome ladies and Gentlemen to the IFF, the International Fornicators Federation. Where the galaxies most busiest woman cum together to see how is the greatest fornicator in the multiverse. From humans to robots, aliens to gods, cats to cow girls we except all races and creeds, as long as your are the most well endowed of your species, and are willing to prove how you can take your sexuality, all newcumers is welcomed.

CamQuarter: Today we are not officially starting the IFF tournaments, not just yet. First, we must explain in great and intimate details of how exactly this tournament will work. Now I could stand here and explain How each events works, how the contestants will be judge...

But that would be boring to all of you wouldn't it. So instead of that we have some very special volunteers who've come all the way from (city) to help me demonstrator the various exciting challenges that our future contestants will face. May our volunteers come out to the center ring.

CamQuarter: We can thanks our sponcer, Ms. Chrome for providing these beuturies for tonights demontrations.

CamQuarter: My aren't they a group of beuties. Before we get to distracted lets get to the formalities. Now who exaclty is the leader of this gourp besides Ms. Chrome.

CamQuarter: Oh you are, how wonderful. Let me shake your hand while I can. Now if you can tell the audience who you are and your team members.

Omega Woman: I am

Omega Woman: I am fromerly Omega Woman and I am the leader sactioned by Mistress Chrome herself.

CamQuarter: Mistress, how exciting. May I call you Ms. Omega

Omega Woman: If you wish it, then I will obey.

Cam Quater: Then I will take that as a yes. So if you can tell the audience what you will be doing today here in this ring Ms. Omega.

Omega Woman: I am going to lead these former heroins today to help your federation in anyway your see fit. No matter how depraved the act, how digrading, or perverse we will obey.

Whole Group: We all shall obey!

Ooh, such leadership skills and loyalty to your "Mistress". You all are going tio make all your fellow... well since you guus are "former" heroines, what eaclty wold you call your selfs.

Omega Woman: Mindless atomotons who follow the orders of Chrome and any depraved organism within this facility.

Cam Quarter: Well you'll be makig all thiose other midless atamotons all over the multiuveerse proude. Now ask w discussed beforethe show, every one get to your stations.

Omega Woman: Yes Master

CamQuarter: Please call me Camera Quarter, or Cam for short

Omega Woman: Yes... Cam

CamQuarter:All right lets git this show starteed!

CamQuarter: Allright as our ladis get into postiton I wil giove a breiff explanation of one of the may challenges our contestands will be facing one the tounaments start and the firs ton the list is... The Cum-A-Thon! Yes it's and eiting name with an exciting description

CamQuarter: What our busty vounelteers will be doing is splitting up itnot teams of 2, how this works as stated in the rules "must be 2 more men then wemon in the ring for eample, two wemon, 4 men. 3 wemon, 5 men, 4 at most in one match is 6.' There must be enough to share as seen here with 2 of our lovley chromed caddetes.

CamQuarter: They will show how the procedure for this event will start. The bases of this challenge is within the time limite of 15 for 2 hours total time with 5 minut intervals for rest for both our contenstans and the mae vounteleers for our match.

CamQuarter: Now to explain how they will work, here as shown is a male members dressed in a skin suit with only "there" members exposed. The reason for this is because some if not most do not wish to reaveal there ideity, and also this helps minimize various distractions so the judges can focus on th actions of our founicating femme fatals.

Also with ogmented mask that displays there emotions through emoticons to help clearly state the pleasure reaction of the male volunteers. And also its fun to see them making there o-face in emoticons.

CamQuarter: Now you make think this is a simple task for our chrome contestants, but you'd be wrong. It's not just simply fuck them until they cum, oh no!. The trick is to mak them cum as much as possible, without any penetration. Yes you heard me right, they must serve ther male mebers in every way possible withoput using there vagnal or rectal areas.

CamQuarter: As one of our silver sedcutes demonstrates here, you can start with the ever classic blowjob,

CamQuarter: or even go with the sometimes underreated handjob

CamQuarter: The ever popular titjob works too, very useful for the well endowed.

CamQuarter: But if your really want to get the upperhand over your opponent you have to do something very special

,CamQuarter: Like the ever effective, but dangerous Deeptthroat. Ah yes, the deepthgouth, the most affective in stimulating the most of the cock in the shortest amount of time. Espeically if it feels like she tyring to swallow that sucker.

CamQuarter: Along with the undratitional, but often used foot job

CamQuarter: And the final trick out lovely kadies can use is the reare, the unusual... some say this is most strangest way to get to a mans heart

CamQuarter: Yes, is as it names sake says you put your cock between ther cheeks and thust it in there unlike a tity fuck but it never goes near the rectum

CamQuarter: All these techniques will help our ladies get the most load in the least time. Althought tricks do help get the goods, multi tasking also helps too